this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Semen is not good for contacts.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
