I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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