I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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