brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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