You're completely useless in the revolution.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He? As in you personified your dick?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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