kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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