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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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