He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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