matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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