I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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