I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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