Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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