sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
nutella sex= disaster
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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