ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
