just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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