im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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