So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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