So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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