i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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