Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
