there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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