I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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