Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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