I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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