You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
