love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
