Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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