After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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