I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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