She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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