I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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