Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am mentally ready for anal.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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