Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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