Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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