i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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