Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Where is the hickey?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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