I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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