Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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