And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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