There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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