Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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