Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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