Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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