Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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