sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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