mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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