Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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