its not stalking. its research.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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