i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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