let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
