You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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