And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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