About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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